Canada’s Most Wanted

Welcome to the true north, strong, free, and absolutely f\*cking done with fascists. This is **Canada’s Most Wanted**, the podcast that names, shames, and drags every wannabe dictator north of the 49th parallel out into the blinding sunlight of public ridicule. Each week, your host—a maple syrup-chugging, hockey-fight-surviving, passive-aggressive freedom fighter—hunts down the cringiest, most power-hungry fascists still at large in the Great White North. We’re talking about the human barnacles clinging to authority, the folks who think “diversity” is a seasoning and “rights” are a limited-time offer. You’ll hear wild stories of bootlicking, goose-stepping, and a\*\*-backwards politicking that make even the beavers blush. It’s like “America’s Most Wanted,” but with more Tim Hortons, more snow, and way more passive-aggressive shade. Expect NSFW language, no-punches-pulled drag sessions, and enough brutal honesty to get you banned from every Facebook group your uncle moderates. Do you know a fascist that deserves the spotlight? Call us, snitch anonymously, or just scream their name at your smart speaker—Canadian surveillance is always listening. No fascist is safe. Not even your cousin Doug with the suspicious haircut and the obsession with “order.” **Canada’s Most Wanted**: Where we don’t just run from fascists—we f\*cking skate circles around them, then blast them with a double shot of truth, satire, and Grade A Canadian irreverence.